The List

June 16, 2015

Must be able to deal with my witty, borderline cynical, very dark sense of humor 

Must be able to participate and engage in educated conversations 

Mustn’t be insecure with me

Must be rational 

MUST OWN A PAIR OF LOW CHUCK TAYLOR’S 

Doesn’t have to have tats, but it’s a plus

Must own at least one matching bra and pantie set

Must be above the influence of social media

Must be open and honest. (Communication is of the most importance)

Must be non-confrontational (only drama I want comes via television)

Must be aware of her self-worth 

Must stay in the mood, for I suffer from satyriasis

Must be understanding.

Must own a pair of white pants/capris/shorts

Must radiate + energy 

Must be AUTHENTIC

Must stay up on her nail polish (chipped polish bothers me)

*Basically, Kelly Roland’s verse on Destiny Child’s, “Cater 2 U” (for those unfamiliar, that’s the second verse)

There is no emphasis on the physical, simply because I find it to be shallow. The time and effort women put into their appearance every time they leave the house should be appreciated. Women go through the most in this superficial world and I won’t be adding to it. To those who need a woman with a nice ass and chest or a sexy face, remember she might have a list of her own and you might not meet the criteria. An attentive type with abs, excellent communication skills, a full head of hair and the ability to get an erection without a pill. (You get the picture)